The weather on Fort Carson is unpredictable. - Okay so I knew this one already.
Don't try and take a shortcut and dice a onion in your magic bullet. - You come up with pureed/baby food onion.
Name brand clothing makes you at least a size bigger. - No explanation needed.
People don't understand me. - This week I have been called aloof, and a mystery. Really?!? I thought I was an open book.
James Patterson is an awesome writer. - I have read 10 of his books now and the last two I read in the past week were amazing. (Sam's Letters to Jennifer and Suzanne's Diary for Nicholas)